Engrish, still funny, but not as good as the first page.
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Total 20 Pictures
"REFINDLY Catch them flatfooed!"
Commentary: ?
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"DISINFECTED Maybe I've been hoping too hard. But I've gone this far. And it's more than I hoped for."
Commentary: This cup in the love hotel seems to think very highly of disinfecting.
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"MAKE LOVE into a lovely smile that's blooming. And it's so clear to me that here's dream come true"
Commentary: This condom from the love hotel had a pretty funny description.
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"Publichouse for enjoyable people since 2008..."
Commentary: This plate has traveled back in time to serve you.
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"ONE'S AND STYLES!"
Commentary: Makes no sense!
Location: A shirt in JUSCO.
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"the Golden Age
Do you remember the time when the girls put on a bouffant skirt, still Elvis was the King, boys go for liquor with ID, and movies were the best entertainment.... BACK TO OUR '54 SWEET MEMORIES"
Commentary: I don't think many Japanese people would remember the time this shirt is trying to describe.
Location: A shirt in JUSCO.
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"FOR THE SAKE OF OUR LOVING PLANET
Ideal products which show us dreams attract you gently with natural beauty. Your sensitivity... why don't you nurture it? On this star, many dreams are buried. This environment will bring out your abilities. We'd like to think about our future earth. All the peace on the earth hand in hand can beautifully renew the earth in a month. Our beautiful nature and people's passions will save this start. For the sake of our loving planet. Just as you behave like yourself, we want to behave like ourselves."
Commentary: Tell the people at National Geographic that they know how to renew the earth in a month.
Location: A shirt in JUSCO.
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"Impression, continuous new discoveries. Exciting vacation. A shining vacation. An extraordinary vacation flown by. Vacations. A new age. Change your way of thinking for your next vacation. Vacation with standard equipment. I always take vacations with my wife. An original vacation. Preparation for a vacation. An even more luxurious vacation. This next vacation: a trip to satisfy my desires. The vacations are here. The rest is up to you. My vacation changed me. An all-smiles vacation. Will they enjoy their next vacation? Are you short of vacations? There is one more vacation. Revolutionary vacation. Give up a vacation.
Commentary: I think the guy who made this shirt should take a vacation.
Location: A shirt in JUSCO.
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"It's a human characteristic to be able to have an object or hope in life. My greatest mission is to nurture life. Now, life is clamoring "Cheer up!" It's my mission to create a life that can feel love. 40 years of life; Time for an overhaul?"
Commentary: 40 years of life and still can't speak English; Time for an overhaul?
Location: A shirt in JUSCO.
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"Let's take in the photograph scenery in the presence now. It is likely to become good memories. Because this photograph is seen, it will be thought that it misses it at one time."
Location: A shirt in JUSCO.
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"EVERYDAY LUCKY
OVER THE RAINBOW A HAPPY "DAY"
IT IS AN ONLY FLOWER IN THE WORLD
I HAVE A DIFFERENTKIND ONE BY ONE. YOU SHOULD COME TO DO YOUR BEST ONLY IN LETTINGTHE FLOWER BLOOM I LINED UP AT THE STOREFRONT OF A FLOWERSHOP I WATCHED VARIOUS FLOWERS THERE IS EACH PERSON PREFERENCE EVERYBODY ALL IS PRETTY.
LOVE&PEACE DREAM COME TRUE"
Location: A shirt in JUSCO.
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"There was a time I used to play I have we always kept on my faith
A HAPPY SMILE
in dream its the great It thingfrom a man above the play I used to play ive always put in my cards upon table let never be said that I'm be unstable."
Location: A guy in JUSCO
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"Ultra Girls lovepower"
Commentary: I wonder if this young boy knows his shirt says "Ultra Girls" on it...
Location: A kid at the Sports Festival.
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"Everything begins by seeing
The more free time I have, the more I tend to think of bad things. I want no more time competition. From now I need more leisurely time. How many well-spent hours do you have in a day? Have more free time to keep your mind young. Quality time nurtures grace and beauty."
Commentary: I wonder if this woman knows her shirt makes her sound suicidal...
Location: A woman at the Sports Festival
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"When a morning glory blooms but were truly wonderful in that obscure and indigent artisan Your wild morning glory might be my orchid.
Commentary: You should master your basic grammar before you try to tackle words like obscure and indigent...
Location: A woman's shirt at the Sports Festival.
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"PMS
PERSON'S MAISON SPORTS"
Commentary: Girls should wear this sweatsuit as a warning...
Location: A guy at the Sports Festival.
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"CHERRY BEAR
Hey! Friends!!! You want to have a red cheek like me? Oh, You do? Come on... Let's enjoy Cherry together."
Location: A dish we used during lunch at the Sports Festival
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"Cheeky Bunny
Hey! Cheeky I just call to say "Let's eat carrot together." Come on, Cheeky."
Location: A dish Mrs. Inoue used to serve me.
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"Camel City
Once this door opens,happinesswaits for us. I wush to meet happiness as soon as possible by opening the door with key.Can you follow this change? Willfully daring!"
Location: A bike parked at Goshoura port.
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"City Collection
Those who are sticky about their way of life are neverthe-less wonderful!"
Location: A bike parked at Goshoura port.
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